Ashton’s Career Sucks, Twitter Keeps Him Going

Ashton Kutcher hasn't had the greatest luck with his post-That 70's Show career (Spread? The Beautiful Life?) but at least he's nice and busy updating his record 3.8 million followers on his every move via Twitter.

Hollywood Bible Variety’s very own Peter Bart pointed out that despite these recent failures, "his career clearly is not on the endangered list, even though his film and TV show tanked and his restaurant has disappeared." But never fear, those of you who follow aplusk but refuse to buy a ticket to his movies. "Ashton, the brand, however, will be with us for a long time," Bart opines.

Lucky us.