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If you ever wanted to know the real reason behind Brad and Jen's break-up, why Angelina's relationship really broke down with her dad or what horrible "lifestyle choices" she's making that affect her family, then Brangelina Exposed is the book for you.

Written by Ian Halperin, the author of Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson the book, which will be released just in time to go under your Christmas trees, will expose a "the key figure behind the scenes who orchestrated her makeover into a United Nations Goodwill Ambassador," as well as the issues that are "causing serious and potentially irreparable tensions with Pitt."

What? You mean everything in the Jolie-Pitt household isn't like a scene out of The Sound of Music (a scene with all the children singing, not a Nazi one)?