...you know, because she helped, er, "advise" it?

Lindsay Lohan and Spanish designer Estrella Archs, with whom Lilo collaborated on the new line, were backstage at the Emanuel Ungaro fashion show in Paris - before Linds went out to party with Akon! - and I'm just gonna say it: LiLo is a hot mess and so are her clothes!

Woman's Wear Daily calls it "an embarrassment," saying the clothes looked "cheesy and dated."

The review goes on to say Linds' new line "displayed none of the promised younger-side Lohan was supposed to deliver." WWD's article says "One would never guess that the lineup was designed by one young woman and 'creative directed' by another. Archs has her work cut out for her; backstage she said the collection 'had to be designed very quickly.'"

Okay, maybe just a mess. Girl needs a month-long nap because she is aging way too quickly. Dina might look even younger than her at this point!