Lindsay's Five Year Plan

Our versatile little LiLo is still in Paris after her disastrous Emanuel Ungaro fashion show and it looks like she might be staying there for a while!

Lindsay had some thought-provoking comments about her career ups and downs for Britain's The Times newspaper:

"Life's a little bit tragic, don't you think? I never felt pushed into acting. Even thought it can get a bit monotonous always being on set. But the thing is, I never had acting lessons. I panic sometimes when I have a monologue to learn but then weirdly I look at the lines and they just attach themselves to my memory. But fashion is what I really love. I think it all works hand in hand - music, film, fashion. It's not as if I have a five-year plan."

Wait, I thought she wanted to win an Oscar in the next year or so? Things change! LiLo also revealed that she's going to be in Paris "for a long time. I'm going to take French lessons."

No doubt she'll be accepted to the Sorbonne!

Okay, so she doesn't really want to be an actress - fine! But a fashion designer adviser? I think rehab should be the first step, and it seems others agree!

Maybe Dina doesn't, but she never thinks her daughter needs help!