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Ahh, one can always expect ridiculous quotes from the Queen of Pop when she sits down for an interview, and last night on The Late Show With David Letterman was no exception.

The material girl was carried into the studio on the shoulders of several of the NY Rangers, and she quipped that this was her first time "riding" a hockey player. Madonna also joked with Dave about some of her other conquests (check out the video below to see the look on her taut face when A-Rod's name is brought up!), and she even talked about walking down the aisle again. When asked if she'd get married a third time, she told Dave, "I think I'd rather get run over by a train." Hmm, did her marriage to Guy Ritchie leave a bad taste in her mouth or what?!

Even though Madonna has a tendency to be a bit ahem, full of herself, she was witty and polite with Dave, and she was even game to eat in front of the cameras! When Dave learned that Madonna had never had a piece of NY pizza, he took her around the corner for a bite to eat. Of course, Madonna doesn't eat cheese, so her slice was topped with basil and olives, but she happily chowed down on the dairy-free goodness as photographers snapped away from the street. Hmm, maybe she's not such a diva after all?

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