pumpkin patch Phoebe Price tights posing dog puppy Cuz this has got to qualify as animal abuse!

Phoebe Price made her yearly trip to the pumpkin patch, where, in the absence of any children/a life, the desperate D-Lister took her poor little pup.

While Phoebe lapped up the photo-op, the dog was furtively searching for a hole in the fence to escape.

Can ya blame him?