Talk about playing it up for the cameras! Will this ever end?! Kristen, YOU ARE WITH ROB!

You can't tease us with this faux little whisper-sweet-nothings red carpet act with Taylor!

But seriously, we LOVE Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner's hot looks at the New Moon premiere tonight. KStew's dress looks like the color of a sparkling moon and Taylor looks ... gorg!!!