Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart "Couldn't Be Closer"

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart like to deny their relationship, but the chemistry between them in a new photo shoot for Harper's Bazaar says a thousand words.

And most of those words are "bullsh*t!" Even in the accompanying interview, which the duo is careful not to admit to any romantic relationship, you can read between the lines and definitely see that they, as the interviewer says, "couldn't be closer."

In fact, reading their responses is like listening to two high schoolers in love!

When asked about Kristen, Rob replied, "She's a unique girl," who "intimidated" him when they first met. "You don't meet many people like Kristen."

As for Rob, Kristen says "He's a great singer. Heartbreaking."

The down-low couple went on to rate each other in terms of who is more romantic, (Rob), egotistical (Rob), spends the most time on their hair (Rob) and who is more athletic (Kristen.)

Honestly, if you read between the lines (or just use your imagination) the minute the interviewer left, Kristen, who "wears the pants" probably just threw Rob down on the couch and began to make out with him.

Well, at least that's what happened in my head.

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