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William Shakespeare, Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Pablo Neruda, those poets have nothing on Heidi Montag!

Montag posted a "poem" on her Celebrity MySpace, proclaiming undying love and devotion to husband Spencer (and of course, Jesus.)

Take a look at just a few of the rhymes she somehow strung together:

Spencer my love my heart my King
You are my world and my everything
I love you more than I could ever express
Especially when I have been such a mess
Every moment with you is beyond a blessing
2010 no more anxiety or stressing
All that matters in this universe is you
God has made us soul mates pure and true
Thank you for every detail you have done for me
You always go above and beyond and its always love I see
The moment I met you changed my world
Some would say it’s been quite the swirl
I love every second of our lives together
With each other we cant get through any weather
I thank God for the miracle of you every day
I could never live life without you and I pray
That it’s only going to get better all the time
All that matters in life is that you are mine


Gag!

See the rest of the "poem" below the cut!