Rachel Uchitel "Will Not Be Appearing In Playboy"

Despite rumors to the contrary, the first woman named as Tiger Woods' mistress will sadly not be taking it all off for Playboy.

"Rumors that Rachel Uchitel will be appearing in Playboy have been circulating. Those rumors are false,” Rachel said in a statement. “Rachel will not be appearing in Playboy.”

For those of you who WANTED to see Uchitel in various stages of undress, click through our gallery of Tiger's HOttie partying in Vegas!