uchitelhooker.jpgHere you have it, folks ... Tiger Woods' first alleged mistress, Rachel Uchitel is NOT a hooker. I repeat, Rachel Uchitel is NOT a hooker!

But apparently Joy Behar of The View thinks she is. Beher spouted this classic line today on the show: "You-ka-tell she's a hooker."

Why Uchitel's attorney felt it necessary to transcribe that phoenetically in her press release that landed in our inbox an hour ago is anyone's guess. But maybe Ms. Allred's got a sense of humor???

Check out the statement released by her office:

    Today on 'The View' on ABC television a co-host called our client Rachel Uchitel a 'Hooker.' The co-host said 'Yeah,.... You-ka-tell she’s a hooker'. This statement about Ms. Uchitel is false and defamatory and highly offensive to her. Rachel is very upset by that statement which has been viewed and now read all around the world.

    This statement was very hurtful to Rachel because it is not true. Even if the host said it in a joking way Rachel is not amused, because she values her reputation and her reputation has been damaged by this statement as it is completely false.

    We are sending a letter to ABC Television immediately demanding a retraction on the View as soon as possible. We hope that they will do the right thing and retract this statement immediately."