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Despite being displaced by his predecessor in what may be the biggest blunder in NBC's history, Conan O'Brien continues to make jokes about his situation, placing an ad in the "casual encounters" section of Craigslist that advertises, a tall, slender redhead available for nighttime recreation.

The ad, which was posted yesterday morning, reads:

    - Tall, slender redhead available for nighttime recreation.

    - 6’4”, completely ripped, VERY Caucasian.

    - Drapes match the carpet.

    - Currently homeless, must meet at your place.

    - Can go a whole hour (with scheduled breaks every 7-10 minutes).

    - Fatties welcome.

    - Not afraid to take two people at once, and then a musical guest.

    - NOTE: If you want me to perform after midnight, it'll cost you!


NBC is expected to announce the terms of their settlement with O'Brien sometime today. He's reportedly set to receive anywhere from $30-40 million dollars to walk away from The Tonight Show.