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John Mayer, whose shirtless, tattooed torso graces the cover of Rolling Stone says that he's "never really gotten over" ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston, calling the breakup, "one of the worst times of my life."

The notorious Hollywood playboy also says that his decision to break it off with Jen, who was almost 10 years older than him, makes him "the @sshole." "I burned the American flag. I basically murdered an ideal," he tells the mag.

He goes on to say, "All I want to do now is f--- the girls I’ve already f---ed, because I can’t fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I’d be interested in them," he says, putting Jen, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly and Scheana Marie on notice. "I’m too freaked out to meet anybody else."

He also had some advice for another playboy: Tiger Woods. ”I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life." TMI, dude.

So, Jen, this gem of a man is clearly making a very loud plea to get you back and we KNOW you're single (that display with Gerard at the Globes notwithstanding), so why not put yourselves out of your misery and just get back together already? We could certainly use some more visuals like this:

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