Oh, Jesus!

When Madonna first started dating Jesus Luz (seen here skateboarding in his hometown of Rio today), I thought the age difference was strange but also that she could have actually gotten someone a little hotter. I mean the retro curly hair and the chin dent aren't exactly dream features.

BUT ... all that's changed now and I totally get where Madge's head is -- it's buried in Jesus' abs! All it took was seeing that sexy Interview Magazine photo shoot and my opinion did a 180. Let's face it, he is totally hot and Madonna is one lucky mid-life, menopausal momma to have him.

Or maybe she WAS a lucky b*tch ... our Brazilian photographers are telling us the rumors back in the motherland are that Jesus and Madonna have broken up! Luz has been back in the southern hemisphere since the 23rd and speculation is swirling that he and his Material Girl have parted ways.

Say it ain't so!