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Yesterday Tila Tequila put on a wig and her favorite pair of stripper shoes and headed to Kitson Kids on Robertson for a photo op with baby toys. Yes, this woman is apparently expecting a child, so it looks like we'll see much more of this in the future. However, she should really consider taking a seminar on how to carry a baby properly, because if that plastic doll was a real infant, he/she would be about two steps and a stumble away from a skull fracture.

In a way, I have to thank Tila for posing for all these pictures, because when we finally DO photograph her carrying around the real thing, it won't be nearly as shocking. I mean, can you imagine this woman being a mother? She'll be tweeting about the contents of her baby's diaper and 2,456 other things we don't care about!