Hold On To Your Poofs -- Snooki Is Not Italian

JWOWW appeared on The Strategy Room today to drop a bombshell bigger than her fake boobs.

Neither she nor Snooki are Italian!

Snooki (aka Nicole Polizzi) is actually Chilean! She was adopted by an Italian family, though, which explains the Italian last name and the preference for "Guidos". JWOWW (aka Jenni Farley) is actually of Irish, Spanish and black widow descent.

JWOWW also revealed that she was not sure if the cast would be heading to Miami Beach (Cancun and Acapulco were also mentioned) but it would definitely be someplace warm and summery, prime conditions for the boys to show off their GTL.

The girls, however, practiced another acronym, Farley revealed. "SSC: sleeping, shopping and clubbing!"