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Surprise, surprise, one of the biggest man whores around has come to the defense of another man whore, saying that where Tiger really messed up wasn't in having an insatiable sexual appetite for cocktail waitresses and (allegedly) hookers, it was getting married in the first place!

"Tiger Woods' problems come from him being married. The end. It has nothing to do with control," opined Mayer to The Independent. "If Tiger Woods was a single guy, what sort of angle would there be to a text message? If Tiger Woods was single, and he texted a girl and said 'I wanna wear your ass like a hat', why would that ever hit the news?"

John, however, has no problem sexting a girl just that message. "I can text whatever I want to anybody in the world; I'm not married. I write a lot of dirty text messages to girls, and you've never seen any of them. Why? Because if a girl brought a dirty text message from me to the newspapers, they'd say 'I don't have an angle here. Someone wants to wear your ass like a hat? Big deal. He's 32 years old. He's a single guy," said Mayer.

Well, he DOES have a point, but then again, here we are talking about his proposed sext, which, I gotta say, makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit!