Lindsay Lohan: "Only I Would Get Pushed Into A Large, Sharp Plant By Crazy Paparazzi!!!"
Posted on Wed Mar 24th, 2010 3:28pm PDT By X17 Staff
About an hour ago, Lindsay Lohan finally rolled out of bed, combed the rat's nest out of her hair and started checking the gossip sites. The 23-year-old starlet then tweeted, "Only I would get pushed into a large, sharp plant by crazy paparazzi!!! I need to start wearing more flats :/"
Oh Lindsay. Let's examine the evidence, shall we? Last night you went to Trousdale, and then you went to a party at a friend's house. You angrily shouted obscenities at photographers, which isn't really like you - normally you just ignore them and go about your business. On the way in to the house, you fell flat on your face, and while there were photographers near you, there certainly weren't any within pushing distance. Roll tape:
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