The biggest news story right now is still the Tiger Woods sex scandal, so it makes sense to poke fun at him during the Oscars tonight, right?

Not gonna happen!

A source tells the NY Post that Academy Award producers axed a couple of jokes about the cheating golfer for hosts Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin to deliver... and why? They were deemed "too rude."

Boo to that! Won't it be like the pink elephant in the room then?

Meanwhile, one of Tiger's mistresses Joslyn James will attend Norby Walters' Night of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Gala at the Beverly Hills Hotel tonight. What is the world coming to!