Just For Comparison's Sake...

Heidi Montag pic courtesy of Getty, Miranda Kerr photo courtesy of Victoria's Secret

On the left we have Heidi Montag at the pool in Las Vegas yesterday afternoon, and on the right supermodel Miranda Kerr strikes a pose for the latest Victoria's Secret catalog.

Though Heidi spent tens of thousands of dollars on plastic surgery procedures to make herself more appealing, it's worth pointing out that her body looked more like Miranda's thin frame before she had all the work done. Sure, Miranda's a supermodel, so there's really no comparing her to Heidi, but when we look at the two of them side by side it really just makes us sad that Heidi went out of her way to turn herself into monster.

Oh, and speaking of impracticality, what on earth is this Borat-inspired creation in the new VS catalog? Please don't let Heidi buy it!