Jersey Shore, Jenni Farley, Angelina Pivarnick, Nicole Polizzi J Woww Jolie Snooki laundry laundromat Miami Florida

Guess how much J-Woww's boobs cost? I mean, that's the first thing I thought of when I saw these shots of Snooki, J-Woww and Sammi strutting their stuff in Miami yesterday afternoon.

Eh, maybe I'm just a little bit jealous that these kids get paid bank to party their butts off and make out with Ed Hardy-clad d-bags?