Russell Brand Gets Sexy For Rolling Stone

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Russell Brand shows off his bare chest and talks about pleasuring himself in Rolling Stone's June issue.

Katy Perry's man reveals how he stays occupied while on the road telling the mag:

"Whilst on tour, I masturbate a little bit, but not too much. It's similar to the monkeys you see masturbating at the zoo, where it's like 'Zookeeper! Zookeeper! There's something wrong with that monkey! And then, of course, if you ejaculate onto yourself, there's that beautiful, transcendent, orgasmic moment of relief, then you walk to the bathroom, clean up and you catch yourself in the mirror and it's like, 'I don't know what you're looking at! Kings have done that!'"

Save some lovin' for Katy, Russell!

Mr. Brand also manages to incorporate Nintendo, chocolate and his private parts in one thought. The comedian says:

"Going on a voyage of self-discovery isn't as exciting as getting your c**k sucked while chomping on chocolate and playing Nintendo, is it? Ultimately, it's more gratifying. And my life will be ascetic and about denial. But I'm not there yet, so the conflict continues."

Katy is one lucky lady.