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Riiiight.

After Judge Marsha Revel issued an arrest warrant for Lindsay Lohan due to her SCRAM bracelet going off five times at Katy Perry's MTV Movie Awards after party over the weekend, Dina Lohan is coming to her daughter's defense with a very original excuse.

Dina told Page Six, "She was at the MTV Awards and somebody spilled a drink on her leg, which must have set off the SCRAM bracelet. She has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn't have to wear the bracelet in the first place. She is doing absolutely fine."

Hmm, why didn't Lindsay speak up sooner? Or were they spending all this time trying to come up with this? Sigh. Maybe if Lindsay wasn't at parties where alcohol was present, she wouldn't be in danger of having a sloppy drunk spill their beverage into her mouth on her leg?

And that's not all Dina had to say -- the world's best stage mom tells the paper that Donald Trump himself wants Lindsay to appear on the next Celebrity Apprentice! Dina said, "Donald is a friend of the family, and producers of Celebrity Apprentice have approached Lindsay to appear in the next season. She's deciding if she wants to do it or not, but she currently has three films in production, so she's very busy."

NBC has yet to comment, so we're curious to see what comes of this! Lindsay would certainly make the show a lot more entertaining...that is, if she's not the star of Lockdown first!