russkatyfarts.jpg Russell Brand chatted with Nick Cannon on his Rollin' radio show yesterday, and while he's still madly in love with his fiancee Katy Perry, not everything is rainbows and butterflies!

Russell told Mariah Carey's main man, "That woman is like a flatulence factory. The pop hits that she fires out of her mouth are nothing compared to what comes out the other end of her!"

"Don't trust that woman," Russell added. "You know what women are! You can't trust them. She's a bad person! She goes around spreading rumours about me and I have to go clean up the mess afterwards! I don't know if your woman does the same thing. She says a lot of freaky sutff, and out of respect, I can't really play by the same rules!"

Nick revealed that Mariah frequently does the same thing to him, pulling pranks like calling in to his radio show and sharing dirty secrets. Nick said, "I'm right there with you! My wife actually calls in to radio station and disguises her voice and calls in and says that I love porn, and crazy things like that so I'm right there with you. I feel your pain!"

HA!