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Sorry to break the news!

I know Lindsay Lohan and her lawyer Robert Shapiro are doing their darndest to keep the troubled 24-year-old out of jail, but will a sober house cut it? Judge Marsha Revel has already made her decision!

Just a week before Lindsay is supposed to turn herself in, the actress has checked herself into Pickford Lofts, a Los Angeles sober house founded by Shapiro himself. Advertising itself as "transitional living for people in recovery," Pickford Lofts offers support meetings and 12-step work - not to mention a flat screen TV and deluxe furnishings in every loft, as well as a shared gymnasium and rec facility! - but it is not a rehabilitation and treatment center.

In fact, it kinda sounds more like a luxury spa! Not that there's anything wrong with that, but a sober house is intended as a post-rehab step in a person's drug and alcohol recovery. LiLo has attempted rehab not once, not twice, but three times! And it didn't work. So is a sober house a logical place for her? What can it even offer someone in Lindsay's situation other than a comfortable living environment?

To sum up, a sober house ≠ rehab! I'm sure the facility could be beneficial if Linds was in a later state of recovery, but right now she needs some tough love. And the judge already sentenced her to jail. Time to take responsibility and face the music!

In the meantime, take a look below at our craaaaaziest Lindsay pix eva! So fetch.

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