Brooke Mueller has never heard that the Train song Drops of Jupiter caused the infamous Christmas Day incident between she and Charlie Sheen ... at least that's what she's hoping we believe.

In a police report recently released, cops had this to say about Sheen (aka Estevez):

    Estevez added that the catalyst of this argument was that he shared a song with a daughter, whom he fathered with another woman. Estevez further explained that he and the daughter share an affinity for both astronomy and the song 'Drops of Jupiter' from the band 'Train.' Estevez added that he bought two tracking telescopes; one for his daughter and one for him so they could both look at the same point in the universe at the same time, as a way of staying connected.


X17 videographers caught Mueller leaving XIV in West Hollywood after having dinner with her mom and when asked about the Train song report, she acted surprised saying, "I'm not sure I understand." However, she was happy to say the kids are "wonderful."

As for the Christmas Day incident, when police arrived to the rented home on that day, Muller apparently told them that Sheen threw her around "like a rag doll" in the months before the fight, according to Real Aspen.

Sheen pleaded guilty to assaulting Mueller during that argument. The actor will serve some time in a drug and alcohol rehabilitation in California.