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There's a way to do sparkles and a way NOT to do sparkles and you can see examples of both here with Claire Danes and Rita Wilson on the Emmys red carpet.

Claire looks gorgeous in her peachy strapless number while Tom Hanks' wife Rita Wilson looks ... well ... a little less gorgeous.

Don't get me wrong, her hair a makeup look GREAT -- but you can NOT wear something like this beaded mess. And the shoes?! I can only hope that Ms. Hanks did this as a joke. I mean no one would really wear this seriously, right? And doesn't it hurt like a b*tch to sit down in this? Girlfriend's gonna have some serious dents in her derriere tonight!