Jersey Shore's Snooki: "I'm Too Pretty To Be In Jail!"

Even though her mug shot may suggest otherwise, Snooki says she was too pretty to be in jail after being put there for disorderly conduct in Seaside Heights last month.

"I'm too pretty to be in jail," Snooki told MTV recently. "I'm a good person. I'm not a criminal, and I will never go back there."

"I don't know why people are taking it so seriously," the pint-sized Jersey Shore star said. "I had a couple cocktails and they just put me in a drunk tank to sober me up. I was on the beach. It happens to the best of us, and I'm not planning on going back to jail ever again. I was a public nuisance — big deal!"

But Jersey Shore IS a big deal. The second season in Miami is enjoying record ratings while season three is currently being shot back in Jersey.