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Sofia Vergara may not be all natural, but she isn't a fan of plastic surgery addicts like Madonna.

"L. A. is crazy. The women all look the same now. That thing with the cheeks. Like Madonna," she told Esquire. "Who do they think they're fooling? It doesn't make them look young. You end up looking like a freak."

But Sofia says she has considered a few touch-ups of her own -- to her eyes -- and a breast reduction surgery! (Who knew they were real?) But luckily, her mom thwarted that one, saying saying, "God is going to punish you if you cut them."

So what's the fake part of Sofia? Her hair -- the Latina goddess says she's actually a natural blonde! "If you see my family, you wouldn't believe it. Everyone looks like they're Polish," she says. "Blond with blue eyes. But I wasn't getting any jobs in L. A. They were confused. They have this stereotype that Latin people have to look like Salma Hayek. The minute I made my hair dark, then they believed that I am Latina."

Blond, brunette, whatever, we love Sofia, even though Madonna probably doesn't!