All the controversy surrounding Katy Perry's sexy Elmo video would seem like child's play compared to how parents react if the cast of Jersey Shore really took over the country's most beloved childhood neighborhood!

Watch the hilarious video above (courtesy of Jimmy Kimmel) where the kids from the shore teach the kids of America how to count by pointing out the Situation's abs, show off new Sesame character "the Snooki monster" and an amaze rendition of "Rubber Ducky" ... without the ducky part courtesy of Pauly D!