mikekarinadwts.jpg Last night Dancing With The Stars premiered on ABC, and we're not sure who's going to take home the shiny disco ball trophy, but one thing's for sure: it's not going to be Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino!

After watching Bristol Palin rip off her jacket (bummer, her mom Sarah wasn't there!), we saw Jennifer Grey tear it up on the dance floor, and we were almost as impressed with Audrina's fancy footwork. However, the big bomb of the night was not The Hoff (who cha cha cha-ed to "Sex Bomb"), but rather The Situation!

After watching his shaky routine with partner Karina Smirnoff (which only scored them 15 out of 30 points), judge Len Goodman said the beefy reality TV star has potential, but added that he's “under-rehearsed. It lacked polish. You’ve got the guns, but not the ammunition. Better luck next week.”

Bruno Tonioli wasn't nearly as nice, as he barked, “You’re gonna look like a jackass if you carry on like that. You’ve got to apply yourself … This wasn’t very good. You have to take this seriously.” But will he get the boot or will he have the same kind of luck Kate Gosselin did last season?