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The Jersey Shore hunk is def the Kate Gosselin of this season!

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and his abs didn't do so well on the premiere of Dancing With the Stars last night - the judges urged him to practice more and Bruno Tonioli even called him "a jackass." Ouch!

And then there was Bristol and her baby and Audrina and her... well, you know! Both ladies did a pretty decent job. Yes, even Bristol. Sorry about it! And don't forget about The Hoff; the former Baywatch lifeguard didn't bomb and that's certainly saying something.

As for who might win, right now, it's definitely a toss up between Dirty Dancing's Jennifer Grey - whose strong performance was no match for her own flood of tears (which likely influenced the judges) - and, of course, Kyle Massey. But which star has what it takes?