Courtesy: Marie Claire

Victoria Beckham is the only woman we know who can pull off a black bra and shoulder pads ... and make it somehow look couture.

While wearing a sexy black two-piece for the cover of Marie Claire's November issue, Posh dishes about life with David ... and his high-pitched voice.

    "I don't really notice that he's got a high-pitched voice. I just think he's so goddamn perfect that people have to find something wrong with him."


So let's move on from the voice-thing ... and get to the juicy deets of Mr. Beckham nude. Victoria, who can care less about people trashing her hubby for his voice, gave the mag a play-by-play of a recent naked encounter between the sexy lovebirds.

The hot mama of three, who has avoided talking about her husband's alleged affairs, tells the mag:

    "We were about to go out somewhere the other day, and he was sending an email. He was sitting at the end of the bed, and he had no clothes on whatsoever. I was getting out of the shower, and I just stood there looking at him. He was all tan. Has all those tattoos- which I love. Hadn't done his hair. He just naturally looks good all the time. He never looks like s**t in the morning. Never. So he's sitting there sending his e-mails, all ripped. Not an ounce of fat on him. And I thought, You done good, girl. I sure wasn't thinking of his high-pitched voice."


Our thoughts are running wild right about now. Oh, and Vic, we're loving your ode to superhero chic. Delish!