Jersey Shore's Jenni "Jwoww" Farley Writes A Rule Book
Posted on Mon Dec 13th, 2010 2:45pm PDT By X17 Staff
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You don't need a college education to become a published author, just appear on an MTV reality show!
Jersey Shore star Jenni "JWOWW" Farley is taking a break from boozing it up to dish out some advice via her new book: The Rules According to JWOWW . Is this what she turned down Playboy for?
The book will feature "secrets on landing a mint guy", which is pretty hilarious considering Farley's ex is suing her for $700,000. There isn't any advice on that! Jenni also offers help on "kicking the competition to the curb" and "staying fresh to death" ... whatever that means. Really, who cares about the book? When are Jenni and Snooki getting their own reality show?
Unfortunately for you Christmas shoppers, The Rules According to JWOWW won't hit bookshelves until February. Let's just hope the book does better than her stripper-on-a-budget clothing line has!
