Jessica Alba shopping tights Beverly Hills

Oh NO she didn't!

That hot lil' thang STOLE every piece of clothing on her hot lil' body from MY closet and I want them ALL back! The boots are mine, the leggings, the cardi, and both bags ... and did I mention the boots? MINE!

Jessica, you have 24 hours to return these items to my closet or I'm gonna take some sort of fashion police-type action. Heed my warning!