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Well, it would be an officiated match, but still!

Celebrity fight promoter Damon Feldman is offering $1 million for Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton to fight one another in the boxing ring, with the money going to charity. Feldman has previously organized brawls with superstars like Danny Bonaduce and Lilo's father Michael, and he tells Radar, "This would be nothing more than a fun match-up, and Paris and Lindsay have both dabbled with boxing training in the past."

The frenemies would only have to duke it out for three one-minute rounds, but there's no word on whether the ladies would actually agree to participating in the event.