Lindsay Lohan: "I Would Never Steal"

Lindsay told the world on Twitter tonight: "I would never steal," just a day after the actress was in court facing a grand theft felony charge.

Her tweet reads:

"i would never steal, in case people are wondering. I was not raised to lie, cheat or steal."

She also responded to criticism that her Basic Instinct-inspired tight white dress and heels may have been inappropriate for court:

"what i wear to court shouldn't be front page news. it's just absurd."

So what should be front-page news? Egypt? The HuffPo sale to AOL? Or maybe Lindsay's acting plans:

"i just want to be on set again, and left alone to just work!"