charliesheentwitter.jpgMove over Kanye, Twitter has a new star and his name is Charlie Sheen.

Sheen has just joined the micro-blogging site and hopefully we can soon expect gems like:

    "I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitchin'."

    "Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

    "I'm bi-winning. I win here, and I win there."

    "We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?"

    "If people could just read behind the hieroglyphic."

    "Dying is for fools. Amateurs."

    "Can't is the cancer of happen."


Let the games begin.

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