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This has got to be Charlie's finest Sheen's Korner webcast episode to date.

Of course nothing he says makes any sense, but the order in which he puts his random words makes us want to keep listening to anything the actor's going to say next.

As Sheen puffs on a cigarette, he describes an "unwanted list" he's made in his webcast, and some of these unfortunate few include:

Peter Roth, President of Warner Brothers Television: "Trust not your evil overlords. Get out while you can good sir. You have my digits, use them."

Bruce Rosenblum, President of Warner Brothers Television Group: "It's over tiny man. Grab ankles and accept your fate. Wow, it must really suck being you right now. The pulp of fiction suits you well."

And he saves the best for Chuck Lorre, Creator of Two and A Half Men:

    "Where are you hiding silly clown? Behind your narcissism? Which personality are you cowering beneath? Think of me often, loser, during your most quiet moments. Think of me as you pray to the silly god of AA. Can you smell the lies? Can you smell the carnage you've created? The drink you know you want. The drink you can't avoid any longer. How does it taste? How does it feel? You are no match for this warlock."


We had to listen to this video several times, just to try and make sense of who and what Sheen is talking about.

The self proclaimed "Edgar Allen Me -- 2077" ended his latest webisode by revealing: "Sheen's Korner is now for sale as a sports bar, you know where to find me."