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Jim Carrey has just taken his creepy shtick to a whole new level.

The crazy comedian voluntarily uploaded a video professing his love to Emma Stone.

In the dedication to the 22-year-old The Help actress, he said:

    "Emma, I think you're all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but smart and kind-hearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you. We would have chubby little freckle-faced kids. We'd laugh all day long, go camping and play Yahtzee. Tell ghost stories by the fire."


Jim pauses when thinking about the sex the two would have before going on to admit that he's too old for Emma. He continued:

    "And every day, for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I'm not. I'm 49. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little gray in my beard, and it takes me a little bit longer to pee than it used to."


Wonder what Emma's reported boyfriend Andrew Garfield will think of this love manifesto?