Lindsay Lohan Calls Alleged Hit And Run Incident "Absurd"

Lindsay Lohan is speaking out regarding last night's alleged hit and run incident in Los Angeles. Lindsay Tweeted just moments ago, that when she left The Sayers Club in Hollywood, she did NOT hit anyone:

"Scrape? This is all a complete lie. I've been at community service. Last night, I attempted to wish a friend happy birthday, which I didn't even get to do because I was freaked out by all of the paparazzi. These false accusations are absurd."

Various online reports are claiming Linds hit the hookah lounge manager while leaving after midnight. Although witnesses claim that man was not injured, he is reportedly pressing charges, though the LAPD have told X17online no reports have yet been filed. In fact, a spokesperson for the police department told us early this morning, the department's internal reports say a CAR was swiped, but that there is no report of a man being hit by Lindsay's car.