Mickey Rourke Leaves Dinner With A Wet Crotch And Wild Hair

Mickey Rourke left dinner at Mr. Chow last night, and for once our attention wasn't fully focused on his face! Well, not initially...

The 60-year-old actor was in a good mood when he exited the restaurant, but from the Joker-esque hair to the stain on his pants (not to mention the fact that these khakis might be a little too tight in the crotchal region), we're guessing Mickey didn't get any numbers last night. Then again, who needs a girlfriend when you have an adorable chihuahua?

Seriously though ... has he had more work done?