Kelly Osbourne Wants Kids But Doesn't "Want A Great Big V**ina"

Kelly Osbourne covers the July issue of Cosmopolitan, and the the 28-year-old Fashion Police star poses for a sweet snapshot with her beau Matt Mosshart.

So how is her boyfriend different from the other guys she's dated? "He just wants to love me, and I just wanted to be loved by him," Kelly says. "Every single other guy I've dated has wanted something from me. They'd call people I know and ask for favors. I'd have to say, 'Trust me. Telling someone you are my boyfriend isn't going to get you very far."

When asked about starting a family, Kelly joked, "I do want babies, but I don't want a great big vagina."

On what she wants for the future she added, “Happiness and a Golden Globe. What? I’m fabulous. I need a Golden Globe. What is life if you’re not going to live it to the fullest? People think this is my 15 minutes. F*ck you. I’ve got an hour.”

While she certainly could win a Golden Globe, she's not winning over any of Lady Gaga's fans after slamming the singer on Fashion Police. "I loved Lady Gaga. I totally believed in everything she stood for, until I realized she's a great big hypocrite," Kelly says. "Don't say, 'When you see bullying, intervene,' while letting your fans send me death threats. If my fans did that, I would not stand for it. You can say whatever you want with your millions of monsters. I know the truth. You bells and whistles mean nothing to me. You're feeding on the freaks and geeks to further your career? Do you really care about the gay community? Because if you did, you'd stand up for it more than you do."

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