Justin Bieber Will Not Be Prosecuted In Battery And Speeding Cases

Justin Bieber will not be prosecuted for two separate incidents (battery for allegedly spitting on his neighbor in March and reckless driving in May) as the Los Angeles District Attorney’s Office has rejected the cases against the pop star.

Earlier this year Biebs was accused of spitting on his neighbor and making threats during an altercation (he reportedly yelled, “I will beat the sh*t out of you and I will f*cking kill you"), and though the neighbor claims to have saved the loogie, the D.A. determined that there was not enough evidence to pursue the case.

However, they did note that the singer's actions were “disproportionate and immature,” but “since the neighbor had entered the property without invitation, Bieber’s actions did not rise to the level of a criminal threat.”

So what about the speeding case? Bieber was under investigation for reckless driving when former NFL star Keyshawn Johnson accused him of speeding through their gated Calabasas community this spring, but after reviewing surveillance footage, prosecutors found that Bieber wasn’t actually driving the car at the time. And get this -- Bieber’s bestie Tyler the Creator admitted to driving the singer's white Ferrari around, so he's totally off the hook.

If only Lindsay Lohan could catch this many lucky legal breaks!