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Apparently even for a mom of two your shorts can never be too short and your stilettos can never be too high! Kourtney Kardashian showed off her gams by wearing teeny weeny cutoffs when she took daughter Penelope for a playdate on Wednesday in Los Angeles. Hey Kourt, who you trying to impress? Oh right -- everyone.

Wearing a bulky sweatshirt, tiny cutoffs and black ankle strap sandals, the petite reality star carried her 15-month-old daughter to her afternoon of fun.

With sister Khloe and mom Kris' marriages on the rocks, Kourtney seems to be captaining the most successful Kardashian relationship. Who would have thought?! We have to say we are shocked that Kourt and Scott Disick are still holding strong all these years later.

Maybe all the Kardashian women are like those witch ladies in "Practical Magic" and are cursed with unhappy marriages and all they need to do to be happy is to sing and dance around and just never get married!