Uhhh what just happened? "It" girl Cara Delevingne offered an alternative to the Queen's speech when she posted a risqué and downright whacky Christmas video in which she spanks various pieces of furniture with a leather whip, wearing sexy lingerie and even puts on a goofy hat shaped like a turkey.

Are you baffled? Don't worry -- we are too.

In the opening scene, the 21-year-old struts her stuff in bondage-style lingerie and says, "Merry Christmas everybody, I hope you haven’t been too naughty like this pig." Then the svelte beauty proceeds to whip a statue of a pig. Umm … okay … sure.

The skinny star then gives her her top tips for Christmas for LOVE Magazine as the song "Stay" by East17 plays in the background.

Maybe we have to be a supermodel to get it or something -- 'cause we definitely don't. This video seems neither clever, interesting or funny. But that's probably why we aren't supermodels.