Though this IS pretty hilarious!

Arnold Schwarzenegger is trying to raise money for after-school fitness programs, so naturally he glued a mustache on his face, slapped a wig on his head and pretended to be an employee at Gold’s Gym in Venice, California.

Arnie attempted to pass himself off as “regional manager Howard Kleiner," but given his trademark Austrian accent and the fact that everything he says to the ladies in the facility comes off as pervy, it was pretty easy to figure out what was really going on.

While helping one woman with her reps, he tells her, “When it burns, it grows," and when she replied that he looked familiar, he added, “Maybe you saw me on the FBI Most Wanted list." From the creepy way the former Terminator star says "Very niiiiiiiice" to the fact that he tells a room full of gals, “I love what I see, and I see what I love," we're not sure how this is at all promoting programs for kids, but anyway!

And our personal fav quote from Arnie is when he tells one man to "stop being a baby, because it's Gold's Gym, not a baby gym!" At least this isn't as awkward as his mini Rio documentary from the 80s or ANY of his interview bites from Pumping Iron...