Lindsay Lohan Dances On A Stripper Pole, Gets Drugged At The Dentist

Oprah Winfrey reeeeally knows how to get those ratings!

Lindsay Lohan's docu-reality series is still airing on OWN, and on Sunday we were treated to footage of the starlet dancing on a stripper pole, talking about how she's sober and then getting drugged up at the dentist.

When asked about pole dancing, Lilo says, "I like doing that kind of workout and I sweat more doing that than I do doing yoga, or getting on a treadmill, or anything else. It's actually a really good workout. It's really empowering for women to get to know your body and yourself." Lindsay played a stripper in her 2007 smash hit, I Know Who Killed Me, so it's great to see her sticking with something she's clearly got quite the talent for.

Though Lindsay says she's taking her sobriety seriously, viewers might have been left scratching their heads after seeing the 27-year-old actress getting knocked out to get one of her veneers repaired. Lindsay paid a visit to New York cosmetic dentist Dr. Emanuel Layliev, and she was put under by anesthesiologist Dr. Shazhad Khan. Dr. Khan told the cameras that Lilo was in “deep intravenous sedation” thanks to a cocktail of valium, the narcotic painkiller fentanyl, and propofol, which was Michael Jackson's fav drug -- and also the one that killed him. “I get sedation," Lilo said. "Oh, my God, yeah. [Otherwise] I panic.” Sounds like a GREAT idea...

Lohan also whined about how no one wants to cast her anymore and how she wants to fire her manager for not pushing hard enough to get her roles. “If I don’t work on a film, he passes it to like a Vanessa Hudgens, one of his other clients,” she griped. “Every day I'm not on a film set, I'm wasting my talent!”

And just for good measure, here's Lilo chatting about how she's sober: