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Apparently Kim Kardashian wants to set the record straight about her wedding to fiance Kanye West, and she took to Twitter today to reveal that her May 24 nuptials will NOT be on Keeping Up With The Kardashians and most of what's being reported isn't true!

Kim wrote:

    “Seeing so many different reports not gonna start disputing them all but a few I want to straighten out.

    1. We are not married yet!

    2. We are not filming our wedding for Keeping Up With The Kardashians. You will see everything leading up til and after! As much as we would love to share these memories on camera, we've decided to keep this close to our heart & share thru photos.

    3. No guest list has been released. Seeing fake ones. Especially not 1600 people invited like I just read. Its VERY small & intimate

    4. Seeing fake wedding dress pics of me. No one has seen my dress! Those photos are old or photo shopped.

    That's its! Unless you hear it from us please don't believe nonsense!"


But that wasn't ALL she wrote! Her second tweet initially read, "2. We are not filming our wedding for Keeping Up With The Kardashians. You will see everything leading up til & maybe even photos ... As much as we would love to share these memories, privacy is our main priority." We thought it might be bogus, but nope! The girl who rose to fame after starring in a sex tape with Ray J (and who now rakes in the dough by letting cameras film her every move) really did say that she wants privacy:

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However, after hundreds of fans presumably ripped her a new one for being a hypocrite, Kim deleted the tweet and re-wrote the first part about filming for KUWTK. While we believe her about the dress and the guest list, we still can't wrap our heads around the fact that she wants privacy after all these years of wh*ring it out for the cameras. I mean...literally.

As one of our X17 bloggers pointed out, "Don't we know what her *sshole looks like?"

Yes. Yes we do.