The Royal Wrap!

From Queen Elizabeth II to the Duchess of Cornwall, Camilla Parker Bowles, and the newly minted King and Queen of Spain, King Felipe VI and Queen Letizia, royals have been keepin' it real -- busy!

In honor of the people who will never be and the jet-setting regal life you will never have, we've got a royal rap for you!

Now this is as story all about how
The royals' week got flipped-turned upside down
Making commitments all about Europetown:

In Northern Ireland,
Queen Eliz's been busy,
Throwing Hillsborough Castle into a tizzy,
Inspecting art and on the go,
For a hella chill taping of Antiques Roadshow.
The Bad B*tch's in the 'hood for a total of three days,
Then back to Buckingham and her wicked ole-lady ways.

In Madrid (that bangin' city in Spain),
King F and Queen L been illin' the first week of their reign.
Reviewing armed forces at the royal palace,
Then prolly be drinkin' sizzurp out of a double-cup chalice.

Now we're back in England, which is mad fun,
Because Duchess Camilla be killin' at Wimbledon.
Prince Charles' boo met a bunch of tennis playerz,
Then turned around and said "F the haterz!"

ROYALS BE STRAIGHT CRUSHIN' IT, YO.